I woke up this morning and walked into the main room. I went to pick up my stuff from beside the couch and saw an army of ants. Faced by the massive forces of the enemy, I did the only logical thing. I created a mixture of substances known to torture/repel ants and sprayed it all over the floor.
This required science. Thought. Planning. Massacre of ants. So, obviously, my first step was to yell at the ants: "THIS MEANS WAR!". Next, I ran to the cabinet and began pulling down my dangerous anti-ant food substances. It has already been proven that ants hate vinegar, cinnamon, salt, and pepper. So I pulled down Red Wine Vinegar, White Distilled Vinegar, Iodonized salt, and pepper.
I then mixed them all into my Potion of Death (For Ants)
I then sprayed it everywhere that there were ants.
It worked as planned. I wiped it up, along with the dead bodies of the ants, and it was as clean as ever. To prevent future invasion, I armed the borders with a dry mixture of salt, pepper, and cinnamon. I win this battle, ants.